"Kidnap the Sandy Claws" Lyrics

Performed by Paul Rubens (Lock), Catherine O'Hara (Shock) and Danny Elfman (Barrel) Jack hires "Oogie Boogie's Boys" Lock, Shock and Barrel to kidnap Santa.
[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL] Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws [LOCK] I wanna do it [BARREL] Let's draw straws [SHOCK] Jack said we should work together Three of a kind [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL] Birds of a feather Now and forever Wheeee La, la, la, la, la Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight Throw away the key and then Turn off all the lights [SHOCK] First, we're going to set some bait Inside a nasty trap and wait When he comes a-sniffing we will Snap the trap and close the gate [LOCK] Wait! I've got a better plan To catch this big red lobster man Let's pop him in a boiling pot And when he's done we'll butter him up [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL] Kidnap the Sandy Claws Throw him in a box Bury him for ninety years Then see if he talks [SHOCK] Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man Can take the whole thing over then He'll be so pleased, I do declare That he will cook him rare [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL] Wheeee! [LOCK] I say that we take a cannon Aim it at his door and then Knock three times and when he answers Sandy Claws will be no more [SHOCK] You're so stupid, think now I we blow him up into smithereens We may lose some pieces And the Jack will beat us black and green [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL] Kidnap the Sandy Claws Tie him in a bag Throw him in the ocean Then see if he is sad [LOCK & SHOCK] Because Mr. Oogie Boogie id the meanest guy around If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town [BARREL] He'll be so pleased by our success That he'll reward us too, I bet [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL] Perhaps he'll make his special brew Of snake and spider stew Ummm! We're his little henchmen And we take our job with pride We do our best to please him And stay on his good side [SHOCK] I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb [BARREL] I'm not the dumb one [LOCK] You're no fun [SHOCK] Shut up! [LOCK Make me [SHOCK] I've got something, listen now This one is real good, you'll see We'll send a present to his door Upon there'll be a note to read Now, in the box we'll wait and hide [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL] Until his curiosity Entices him to look inside And then we'll have him One, two, three [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL] Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key Music and Lyrics by Danny Elfman 1993 Buena Vista Music Company (BMI) Next Song: Making Christmas